Here is a listing of a man's "crimes" against his woman and the length of time until you can expect to wait to get any:
Giggling at her for getting misty at the end of a chick flick. - 4 days
Using any expression other than making love to refer to sex. - 4 days
Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking about her mother - 5 days
Actually saying no you don't want to go when she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go". - 6 days
Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter. - 8 days.
Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she asks how the makeup she just spent 1.5 hours putting on looks. - 2 days
Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really cool police chase on TV. - 3 days
Not answering quickly or vehemently enough when she asks you if you would ever cheat on her. - 12 days
Accusing her of having PMS when she doesn't - 8 days
When she does - 12 days
Failing to be serious about a relationship quiz in Cosmopolitan. - 4 days
Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it. - 6 days
Giggling at her for getting misty at the end of a chick flick. - 4 days
Using any expression other than making love to refer to sex. - 4 days
Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking about her mother - 5 days
Actually saying no you don't want to go when she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go". - 6 days
Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter. - 8 days.
Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she asks how the makeup she just spent 1.5 hours putting on looks. - 2 days
Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really cool police chase on TV. - 3 days
Not answering quickly or vehemently enough when she asks you if you would ever cheat on her. - 12 days
Accusing her of having PMS when she doesn't - 8 days
When she does - 12 days
Failing to be serious about a relationship quiz in Cosmopolitan. - 4 days
Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it. - 6 days
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